• Home
  • >
  • Epic Quotes List

  Epic Quotes List

  Quote Text
1 "I AM INVINCIBLE!" - Boris
2 "You have a License to Kill, not to break traffic laws." - Q
3 "Enjoy it while it lasts." - Xenia
4 "No, no, no. No more foreplay." - Bond
5 "Beg your pardon, forgot to knock." - Bond
6 "For England James?" - Alec // "No. For me." - Bond
7 "Why don't you be a good boy and die?" - Alec // "You first. Xenia second." - Bond
8 "Half of everything is luck." - 006 // "And the other half?" - 007 // "Fate." - 006
9 "Do you expect me to talk?" - Bond // "No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!" - Goldfinger
10 "6 bullets to your one?" - Bond // "I only need one." - Scaramanga
11 "Oh, Stop it both of you! Stop it! You're like boys with toys! " - Natalya
12 "Two targets - time enough for one shot: the girl or the mission?" - Alec
13 "Come out with your hands above your head." - Ouromov
14 "I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur. A relic of the Cold War." - M
15 "Use the bumper! That's what it's for!" - Ouromov
16 "Don't touch that, that's my lunch!" - Q
17 "Martini. Shaken, not stirred" - Bond
18 "You can't win" - Ourumov
19 "Now! I know you!" - J.W. Pepper // "Oh no..." - Bond
20
21 "If B@d was a girl, I'd seriously consider marriage." - WNxSauron
22 "If you have an issue, get a tissue..." - WNxLithiumLT
23 "Guns for show, knifes for a pro :/" - WNxUnknownPain
24 "I love men"- WNxCatface // "So you love me?" - WNxBadPlayer // "Yup" - WNxCatface
25 "Bad, you are a genious at those things." - WNxBigBird
26 "If GES were a professional sport, would Alizée music be considered an illegal substance?" - WNxVirtualMark
27 "How long till CJL finishes his beer and gets on xfire? :P" - WNxPPK // "beer? years!!" - WNxBadPlayer
28 "Kraid is 100% awesome, and your name matches 4 of his 5 letters, so you're 80% awesome" - WNxKobayashi
29 "BigBird + Armor Whore = BigWhore?" - WNxVirtualMark
30 "BigBird is a Nazi because he just committed genocide"
31 "Lithium... Dude, you're used in lube. OWNED." - CynicalPloy
32 "Goldeneye intensive care unit: 3 hours in a row playing against BigBird" - WNxRaynor2B
33 "BigBird + BadPlayer = BigPlayer + BadBird" - WNxRicky
34 "OMG Wesker did the moonwalk" - WNx Kalashnikov
35 "Life is like a bag of cr@p, warm." - Hans Von Gröbel + CJ
36 "Lets make <3" - WNxSkipper
37 "Your brother sucks so bad at GES, he got 'none' as favorite weapon" - WNxNozzy
38 "Hopefully the only HD you'll request in the future is 1080p." - WNxFirehazard
39 "Is that a Rocket Launcher in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" - WNxKobayashi
40 "Grenade Launchers lead to spawn kills. Spawn kills lead to anger. Anger leads to rage quit." - WNxKobayashi
41 "What makes you so special? I have a cool hat!" - WNxKobayashi
42 "Trevelyan's knife animation looks so un-intimidating... it's like he's buttering toast." - WNxNozzy
43 "I'm gonna bust out some Pokemon. LeafGreen version seems intersting." - WNxNozzy
44 "I'm mostly using Cinema4D" - Kraid // "4D? What's the fourth dimension?" - bad // "The Fun" - Kraid
45 "So Goliath's weakness was his graphics card? Time to update the Bible." - WNxKobayashi
46 "Ken Lobb must have done something really, really bad" - WNxRaynor2B
47 "Whatever dad, I'm buff and you're just jealous." - LT // "You're buff alright... Buffalo." - LT's Dad
48 "Oh god, BigBird playing is like a 40 year old rapist going to an elementary school." - Killer Monkey
49 "'new' and 'good' never fit in the same sentence" - WNxBloodRaven
50 "Had more fun with food poising tbh" - WNxCJL9788
51 "Angry German rams" - WNxRamz
52 "Whatever the reasons, nothing justifies a 0-30" - WNxSauron
53 "woo0o0oo0o0ooo0o0o00oo" - WNxKFFFSSSSSCCSCCH
54 "I had 2 options: suicide, or eat chocolate to boost my morale" - Bad // "You already done suicide ingame" - UP
55 "Accusing BigBird of cheating is like accusing the pope of being protestant" - WNxVirtualMark
56 "I'm the Alizee of the GES community." - WNxBigBird
57 "BigBird, you should share that Golden Gun" // "I'm not a communist" - WNxBigBird
58 "Give Goldeneye Source a try. It can be really fun if you know how to play it." - WNxBigBird
59 "I found a potion of Birds essence and drank it!" - WNxExcidium
60
61 "Veni, Vedi, Vici" // "C'est de la chance aussi" - Alizée
62 "Youpidoo" - Alizée
63 "Hey Amigo!" - Alizée
64 "Nuh-uh to your uh-huh" - Stan Smith
65 "Operator, give me the number for 911!" - Homer Simpson
66 "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you are up there, please save me Superman." - Homer Simpson
67 "I've got an idea so smart that my head would explode if I knew what I'm talking about." - Peter Griffin
68 "It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious." - Bill Hicks
69 "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." - The Dude
70 "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!" - President Merkin Muffley
71 "Arrividerchi." - Lt. Aldo Raine
72 "I'm like Superman and the people who work here are like the citizens of Gotham City." - Michael Scott
73 "I am an adult. I don't have to think... or... do anything!" - Michael Scott
74 "A guy at work bought a car out of the paper. Ten years later, Bam! Herpes." - Peter Griffin
You are currently viewing the basic version of this page, please enable JavaScript and reload the page to access full functionality.
"Now! I know you!" - J.W. Pepper // "Oh no..." - Bond

Copyright © ges-stats.com 2009-2017. Somehow powered with cheese, HLX:CE and coffee. Front-end design by Oxi. Signatures art by PPK.
Some pages include materials from Team GoldenEye: Source. Achievement icons by the GES community.

Oh, yeah, when browing this website, you agree that cookies are used to track you. Only highest quality cookies are used, those with big chocolate chips. And they are gluten free.

- Welcome our latest player, DEAD REAPER - 10,863,479 total kills -
- Live Chat - Countries - Status List - Search - Help & FAQ - Bans - Epic Quotes List -
- HLX:CE - WNx GES - Goldeneye Source - Get GES - GES stats - Profile guess - Files - Steam Group - Youtube Channel -